Saturday, September 07, 2013

This ain't Rock, Blues or Jazz.. but

Have you heard "Welcome to India", not the Ludacris one? Well, its composed by Vikram and Krishna based on Ludacris' Welcome to Atlanta. My friend Kutty made me listen to this, and this is simply ausum

Urban Dictionary entry on Ludakrishna is funny but true:

The awesome Indian rap-star who writes satire raps about how funny it is to be indian. Makes fellow desi's laugh when he partners up with his co artist M.C. Vikram to write hilarious songs like:

Welcome to India (play off of welcome to atlanta)
Curry 'n Rice Girl (play off of hollaback girl)
Frooti Girl
Ladoo Shop (play off of candy shop)
I do hope they have not come up a spoof on 50 Cent's Candy Shop! Already many have done it, and all in a vulgar way! One more won't do any good.

Complete lyrics are at mcvikram.cjb.net

But you can have a sample of the lyrics below:
Yaa, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing you,
That's right ... increase the volume please ... thank you.


Welcome to India, mango juices and lassi, samosa crazy desis
and little kids that are milking the bhainses.

.......
Luda Krishna here, Vikram owns the Tata gears,
and I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme,
with the cooling glass on no one bothers me.
because stars since the ever famous Mamooty.

.........
Ohhhh ... I love that my friend!
Yaa dawg, that was funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're fabulous!
Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ...

.....
Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning!

......
Oh, oh, Go Luda, go Luda.
Ah, its my b'day!
That is your b'day man!
Yaaaaah. You know boy!
Oh oh oh ... it's great!
Ah, Indian my friend. Good night!
Alright, goodbye ... kiss my buttocks!!